Lydia Lunch: ‘There won’t be a funeral. You’ll never find my body’

Lydia Lunch: ‘Well, first of all I don’t like sandwiches at all, so I would never allow a sandwich to be named after me.’ Photograph: Jasmine Hirst

What’s the most chaotic thing that’s ever happened to you on stage?

I’m still waiting for that. Maybe it’s the most chaotic thing I’ve ever put forth from the stage. Once a quite drunken man called out a rather rude remark for me to suck his you-can-imagine-what, so I invited him up to the stage and cracked him in the neck with a blackjack [club]. He fell to his knees and I told him to suck it himself. I’m always prepared!