Hello and welcome to our first-ever Love Triangle recaps — a new Stan series from the same evil (yet brilliant) minds behind the shitshow that is Married At First Sight
Andy Warholso deep i may drownLove Triangle twonot
Someone says ‘I love you’
Someone cheats
Someone lightly grazes a clothed willy
There’s a Matty J-looking dude on this and I would/should have his children
Love TriangleLisaclick clack front n’ back siswhere’s a rose quartz for my horny virgo queenthe power of dick compels ueverywhereUnfortunatelyyou have made it to the next roundMattyPattysamenailed it horndogwould love to see u make soupoptionsIdo the curtains match the balls that go deep thoShreki’m in miami bitchi’m tired can u go on top for a bit50 Shades of Greybetter not slip off this seatlook at us connecting over things that matterLove TriangleAlex andwill u accept this footballMark SloaneGrey’s AnatomyMcSteamyBecMadisoni hate to be righttell someone you’re hot without telling them you’re hot!!!!!!!yes i can tell stop talkingi will be attracted to this short-term but not long-termLypictured: stunnerBenDannyThe VampsDemi LovatoThe Masked Singeranalbeadprops.com now live for businessand none for Lorna Janethank u sweet long legswhat.to.ask.about.divorcejust on dunny call back l8ertwo bfs = hard worknot sure what gave her that ideaommgggg soooo cute!well done team what a vibebzzz bzzz bitchBODY AND SOUL, I’M A FREAKdidn’tBrainstorm time!!!Daddyi didn’t choose the rogue lifehello man who has already made me cumplenty more where that came from sweet peachu r not what my wank bank had in mindboom boom boom boom, I want u in my roomheteros can’t say slay this much dollSex & The CityDesperate HousewivesHarry StylesCUTEBudget Leonardo DiCaprioBudget Matty Jthank u godany harder and that thing will fall of and be in a Toohey’s adhow great that we’re on a date in a different state thenChris HemsworthPSYCHi have soulthe ginge will not get this mingewell this was unexpected
Episode 2 Recap
Love TriangleYannickperhaps you are just hard to missBelindaErikaLove TriangleKylehe’s a 5 but works a trademy friends also describe me as ‘half-normal’Leeshbaby get shaky after skooltake my strong handLove TriangleMadiFMLhelp is on the way dearhow original and eventually falsethis is not wot i orderedsay hot again, hotsquise menosighTHE SUSPENSEnotell ‘im sisterwait woto no u didn’tlisten here fuckfaceno babewoo woo, only megeddit sonwhere is the keto drink menu5am my assi work out at 5am, duhbetter to be loved and sworn at than to never have loved at allwooshall i tongue-punch his oesophagusu swear at ur ex with that mouth?‘STRAYA hbuJameshello sweet angelis that good 4 ukill me nowgrool!i had a gleat timegotchaLove TriangleStanChantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer. You can follow her here.
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