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Lori Borgman

Lori Borgman: One small leak, seven giant fans

Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks made a movie titled "The Terminal" about a man stuck in an airport indefinitely. We are going to make a movie titled "Jet Engines" about a couple stuck in a house with seven giant fans that sound like jet engines.

If you have ever had water damage to your house and had giant fans hauled in to dry it out, you know what I'm talking about.

I said, "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"

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