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Lori Borgman

Lori Borgman: Baby New Year's time is coming

Father Time and Baby New Year are polar opposites on the age spectrum.

Father Time is gaunt and haggard, draping about in a long robe, carrying a huge hourglass and a large scythe. The timepiece appears heavy and the scythe definitely looks lethal. The message is clear: "Time's ticking — get the lead out!"

Baby New Year wears nothing but a diaper, a sash and a top hat. Baby New Year travels light compared to Father Time. The baby has chubby cheeks, pudgy thighs and fat rolls, all of which are adorable. He's also ready to party! Oh, the joys of youth.

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