
I barely want to minister to my own body's tedious physical needs, never mind a videogame character's, and I've never been much of a Lord of the Rings guy. (I watch the films at Christmas; it's enough.) So consider me flabbergasted that I walked out of a Gamescom demo for Lord of the Rings: Return to Moria—a "survival crafting" game based on those books with the hobbits in them—excited to play it.
I think it's time, my friends. I think I yearn for the mines.