The contest for Tory leader is most wonderfully entertaining. As Boris Johnson ’s supporters are determined to continue his work they’re desperate for the unhinged candidates to come together so as not to split the “deranged vote”.
There are articles in some Conservative newspapers that go: “We face the awful threat of someone becoming leader who isn’t a psychopath.
“So it’s essential we unite behind a single fruit bat, who can ensure the country continues to move forward in a manner that is mental.”
