Come with us, adventurer, and we’ll show you things your imagination could scarcely comprehend. Through the mists of the enchanted forest of Eboyah, you glimpse a shape, sleek and white against the lush vegetation. It has all manner of doors, slots, and flaps to explore. LEDs sparkle like jewels embedded in its carapace. And it emanates a strange energy you find irresistible.
It is... a printer. Specifically, an HP printer from the eBuyer online store.
