Let’s go bogganeering! How I invented a winter sport on my trip to South Tirol, Italy

South Tirol’s snow-capped mountains are dotted with small farms. Photograph: Filippo Galluzzi

I have invented a new sport, one that will almost certainly catch on and become a Winter Olympics classic. And it is one in which Team GB can narrowly grab fourth place, over and over again. It is wonderful to leave something behind, a legacy that will benefit humanity. It is called “bogganeering”.