Stephen Colbert just wanted to see media mogul Rupert Murdoch take the stand in court and "put his hand on the Bible and burst into flames."
But it was too much to ask for once Fox News and Dominion Voting Systems reached a $787.5 million settlement, allowing the conservative news giant to avoid what promised to be a revealing defamation trial.
"I want my trial — you were supposed to provide me six weeks of delicious content!," Colbert sounded off Tuesday evening, staring angrily into the camera during the opening monologue of "The Late Show," before hurling the Murdoch-Bible joke.
