La Niña Signals Her Dark Return With A Rainy Cold Front That Will Hit Every Bit Of Australia

In 1982, American pop-duo The Weather Girls released their smash-hit “It’s Raining Men”. The men in question were, allegedly, tall, blonde, dark and lean, rough and tough and strong and mean. What the Weather Girls didn’t account for, however, was that in 2024, two cold fronts and a deluge would fuck Australia so good we would never need a man again.