I’ve long harboured a suspicion that stars who do loads of Christmas stuff can’t be bothered with it all when they get home. December 25 rolls around and they’re too knackered to even sprinkle some salt on a roast potato. Would they even know how?
Kylie Minogue has just turned on the Christmas lights at Battersea Power Station, is about to launch a 10-year anniversary version of her Christmas classics album, with four new seasonal songs, and will perform at the Jingle Bell Ball in London. In fact she’s been a festive fixture for so long that I have to ask: has she ever actually cooked a turkey?
