The living stains on the art of radio that are Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O Henderson have landed themselves in hot water (again) after a “degrading” segment where they guessed the sound of their female colleague’s piss. The segment has resulted in calls for the Kyle & Jackie O Show and its network to get axed.
Recently, Melbourne and Sydney listeners of KIIS FM’s breakfast radio show were subjected to what can only be described as a dogshit excuse for entertainment.
In a radio segment that was broadcast for 12 minutes, Kyle and Jackie O played a literal pissing contest. That’s how unbelievably low-brow and uncreative this pathetic radio show is — that they are both paid millions to do by the way, because of course they are.
The segment, imaginatively titled “Whose dick is pissing”, starts with five members of the radio team’s staff being asked to record the sound of themselves pissing at the work bathrooms.
Then Sandilands and Henderson take turns guessing whose dick is pissing.
What amazing content to bless listeners with as they drive to work.
But don’t you worry if you don’t have a dick, because Kyle and Jackie O are equal opportunists. A week later they hosted an episode where five female staff members got put through the same degrading task.
As a result of the piss-poor piss content, folks online have called for the two radio hosts to have their show axed.
Host of ABC’s Media Watch Paul Barry took to Twitter (I can’t be bothered to call it X) and shared his utter disbelief at the crap being broadcast.
“Kyle & Jackie O are a disgrace. Enough warnings. ARN – the network that allows this show to run – should lose its licence,” Barry wrote.
Not sure if this is paywalled, but read it if you can. Kyle & Jackie O are a disgrace. Enough warnings. ARN – the network that allows this show to run – should lose its licence. https://t.co/VE13UW5ZVH
— Paul Barry (@TheRealPBarry) August 30, 2024
Barry shared an article by another media shock-jock, Steve Price, who was outraged at Kyle and Jackie O’s pissing game.
“Not surprisingly the degrading and grubby stunt was prime time on Kyle Sandilands’ struggling breakfast radio show on Melbourne’s KIIS 101.1 radio station,” wrote Price
I guess even broken clocks are right sometimes.
Sandilands and Henderson’s ratings in Melbourne have been steadily dropping, with the KIIS program hardly ranking in the top listened-to programs.
You know what was topping the charts? ABC’s show hosted by comedian (and total legend) Sammy J, who made headlines when he roasted Kyle and Jackie O’s poor numbers in an Instagram Story.
“All these months asking my ABC listeners whether they’ve done anal has really paid off,” he wrote, referencing one of Sandilands many controversies.
Speaking to PEDESTRIAN.TV, the comedian joked: “I’ve actually been doing a piss-guessing content for three years and I’m furious that they stole my gear.”
Anyway, these two tolls literally only exist for the sake of fuelling outrage and Daily Mail articles. So usually I wouldn’t even bother falling for their antics. But this is actually abysmal.
The fact that there are younger and more talented people who could bring something incredible to the radio space, but aren’t able to because relics like Kyle and Jackie O are permanently fused to microphones is infuriating.
And I get that people can say “If you don’t like it, just don’t listen,” but they still have a platform and that’s the problem.
Why is so much money being given to these unintelligent, uncreative, unbearable dipshits? Ugh.
Kyle and Jackie O, for the sake of Australia’s collective well-being: please quit.
[Image: KIIS/Instagram]
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