
Yes, these are the two I would immediately go to for fitness advice. The two most in shape, middle-aged men available to the general public. Absolute pillars of healthy living. This is all so very normal, of course, or perhaps it would be if it was–quite literally–anybody else.
On X, U.S. Department of Health & Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. posted a video that even AI couldn’t make up called “Secretary Kennedy and Kid Rock’s Rock Out Work Out.” It reads like a subpar Instagram ad from those skeevy online “fitness” people who are really just there to hock supplements and never tell you what food is actually bad for you. There’s just a whole lot of nothing.