
Lorraine Beavers, the MP for Blackpool North and Fleetwood, brought some rock ‘n’ roll energy to Prime Minister’s Questions, painting a vivid picture of “toxic stenches causing nosebleeds, headaches and vomiting.” You’d be forgiven for thinking she was describing the Commons chamber itself, given the quality of answers flying across the floor. But no—this wasn’t a dig at MPs (though maybe it should’ve been), just another chaotic day in Parliament.
And at the centre of that chaos? Kemi Badenoch turned what should have been an open-goal attack into a jaw-dropping own goal. While everyone up and down the country is shouting about immigration—from café counters to cab rides—Kemi decided now was the perfect time to bang on about unemployment, reported the Express.