Whatever cosmic fate befell the dinosaurs, it's hard to imagine their demise being worse than this latest — and allegedly final — chapter of the six-film Jurassic franchise.
A series that has always had its humanity — and eaten it, too — the long-dormant franchise bellowed back to life with Colin Trevorrow's Jurassic World (2015), a deeply cynical film about cynical theme-park practice that nonetheless featured many people being satisfyingly chomped, pecked and swallowed — the very reasons, let's face it, that these movies can be so much fun.
