Look, Jon Rahm has it all: A beautiful family, golf stardom that has propelled him into the top ranks in the game, and so much more.
But he’s missing one, vital thing that he wants from the PGA Tour.
A porta-potty on each hole (not to hit into, like Jordan Spieth did recently).
I kid you not. That’s what he said ahead of the St. Jude Championship, the start of the FedEx Cup playoffs: “If I go by request — I know this is going to sound very stupid, but — as simple as having a porta-potty at every hole.”
He’s apparently told the Tour this info, and you know what? It makes all the sense in the world. When you gotta go, you gotta go, and with cameras and countless eyeballs on you, maybe you can’t sneak away like you can when you’re shooting 90 on your local course.
How would you fix golf?
Jon Rahm: pic.twitter.com/r2e1BjTsPt
— Jeff Eisenband (@JeffEisenband) August 8, 2023