
JD Vance is ready to run for president after Trump, because he’s managed to all but master the one technique that allowed his boss to rise from a reality TV star to the office of the most powerful man on the planet.
We’re, of course, referring to the art of saying things that are demonstrably false—the kind of bonkers statements that dominate news cycles for days—all while keeping a straight face and projecting a level of confidence that makes anyone still hanging to a shred of their sanity question whether they’re the one who’s lost their cognitive faculties.