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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Sport
Barney Ronay at the Etihad Stadium

Jaw-dropping Erling Haaland reduces football to its base unit with his goals

Erling Haaland (left) celebrates with Bernardo Silva after scoring his second goal of the night.
Erling Haaland (left) celebrates with Bernardo Silva after scoring his second goal of the night. Photograph: Alex Livesey/Danehouse/Getty Images

As the players left the pitch at half time, the Etihad Stadium’s in-house big screen began to replay, in slow-mo close-up, the moment that had just passed, Manchester City’s third goal in what would eventually become a 7-0 (seven) victory.

There was something ludicrously lovely about the imagery, the basic human design, the cold, cold beauty of the sky blue shirts, the snowflakes falling in slow, fat, perfect flakes, Erling Haaland scrolling past the faces in the crowd and gliding in a single movement into the perfect Olympic-grade knee slide, a footballer who expresses power, edge and certainty more clearly than any other.

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