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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Entertainment
Stuart Heritage

Jason Bourne isn’t a fictional CIA agent. He’s real, drunk and lives in Durham

Matt Damon as Jason Bourne in The Bourne Identity (2002).
It turns out that instead of dying, the Bourne franchise had simply gone underground. Photograph: Universal/Allstar

At this point in time, it is safe to assume that the Bourne franchise is dead in the water. After a near-perfect initial trilogy, the series began to wobble with 2012’s The Bourne Legacy, a bizarre wish-fulfilment fantasy that answered the perpetually unasked question: “What if Jason Bourne, but Hawkeye?” 2016’s Jason Bourne was an attempt to right the ship, bringing back Matt Damon and Paul Greengrass, but it floundered because it forgot to have a plot or any discernible point. There was a Bourne TV show in 2019, but since this is the first time you have actually heard of it, let’s assume it was a flop. After all these half-starts and false dawns, surely, Jason Bourne is no more.

Wrong! It turns out that instead of dying, the franchise had simply gone underground. Jason Bourne, it has been revealed, is alive and well. Better still, he can often be seen around Durham. Even better still, he is apparently quite a belligerent drunk.

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