Donald Trump says he's naming me "Patriot of the Month." But the defeated president has told me that month after month in fundraising emails, including every day this week.
No service to country is required on my part, only payment to Trump: A contribution to his growing political coffers at the "Save America PAC." Helpfully, he has already checked the box that says I agree to "make this a monthly recurring donation."
That's patriotism, Trump-style.