If you think Jack Grealish has had a crazy week then you should spend some time in the company of his dad.
In the space of a 30 minute chat, Kevin Grealish talks about choking on cigars with Erling Haaland's old man Alf-Inge, doing a cheeky favour for Oasis legend Noel Gallagher and posing with grannies at a knitting club back in Birmingham. And that's before he's even got started.
Super Jack has been hailed as the champion of Manchester City's treble celebrations, rolling from one booze-fuelled knees-up to the next since Pep Guardiola's trophy-hoggers added the Champions League to their creaking mantelpiece last weekend.