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Metal Hammer
Metal Hammer
Entertainment
Matt Mills

“It was the most explosive diarrhoea you’ve ever seen in your entire life!” The ballad of Heriot’s Debbie Gough and the guitar shop window pooper

Heriot in 2024.

Rising metalcore champions Heriot are embarking on their first headline tour of the UK in April. With that in mind, Metal Hammer recently sat down for a conversation with singer/guitarist Debbie Gough to discuss their new debut album Devoured By The Mouth Of Hell and a host of other topics. The most baffling of those topics was the great phantom window shitter of Birmingham.

Long story short: Debbie used to work in a guitar shop in the Midlands. One day, she walked up for her shift and saw the front window covered in poo. The list of questions that arose as she investigated the crime were almost countless: who did this? How did they elude CCTV detection? And why were there bracelets among the… evidence?

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