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Daily Mirror
Daily Mirror
Politics
Mark Steel

'It's typical Tories to blame a woman's legs for their lack of brains'

Boris Johnson Angela Rayner House of Commons

A Conservative MP is outraged that Labour’s deputy leader Angela Rayner CROSSES HER LEGS in front of Boris Johnson. It’s to put him off, he says, because of his superior debating skills. This must be why he keeps making mistakes.

During Lockdown he was busy at his desk, then suddenly Angela Rayner ran into his office distracting him in a short skirt, and whoops, suddenly he forgot the rules and invited everyone in for a party that he got confused with a workplace meeting.

Then he was just about to organise a magnificent track and trace system, when up popped Angela unbuttoning a blouse, and poor Boris wasted £44billion on a useless one instead.

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