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Daily Mirror
Daily Mirror
Politics
Mark Steel

'It's our patriotic duty to cheer our leaders all the time... like North Korea'

North Korea Queen Elizabeth II

Some people suggest it’s your “patriotic duty” to celebrate the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee.

This is absolutely right. It’s not enough to have a street party. You should have a picture of Her Royal Highness tattooed on your lip, and if you can’t afford to get it done professionally, do it with ink and a pair of scissors.

Some people will sing the National Anthem all weekend, but this isn’t enough. What about during the night when you’re asleep? You could go several hours without bellowing “God save our gracious Queen”, which is deeply insulting to Her Majesty, so we should all learn to snore the National Anthem.

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