Instead of cage-fighting, how about a tech-bro competition to pay the most tax?

‘The odds of this cage match actually happening are almost nil: Musk has a history of making wild promises and not following through.’ Photograph: AP

The tech bros are brawling

Oh no, it’s escalating. I thought the cage match news would be the end of it. I thought we’d all spend a few minutes laughing about Elon Musk challenging Mark Zuckerberg to a cage fight and then swiftly move on. After all, the odds of this cage match actually happening are almost nil: Musk has a history of making wild promises and not following through. He also has a history of asking people who would almost certainly slaughter him in a fight to get into fights. Remember when he challenged Vladimir Putin to single combat? The stakes, he announced grandly at the time, were Ukraine.