Ok, so whether you believe in the Loch Ness monster or not, the mystery has become legend with repeated sightings.
In fact, the latest report has Nessie measuring an enormous 20-30ft long, which - if you can picture it - is about the same as two African elephants on top of one another.
If the idea of a secret Scottish monster isn't already hard enough to imagine, then two balancing elephants ought to seal the deal.
