I've just met a dramatic washing machine in Date Everything that has the most incredibly rich voice. It's like velvet, and my heart is all aflutter as I listen to the sudsy fellow wax poetic about being "awash in the scurryings of life". I'd never thought about the plights of being a washing machine, but I've also never met one that looks like a handsome acrobat with long soapy tresses, and a well-toned physique. I can see his acrobatic form thanks to a trusty pair of "Dateviator" glasses that a mysterious person had delivered right to my doorstep by a drone. Having just lost my job as a remote customer service rep thanks to AI, I have no obligations to tend to, so what better way to spend my time than putting these curious shades to the test and flirting with some furniture?
Almost every object I can see in the house is a possible "dateable" character I can bring to life with my specs - from a fireplace to a fridge, and everything in between. Something inexplicably draws me to the washing machine early on, and that's how I meet and fall a little bit in love with Washford. I could listen to him talk all day, which is why I laugh out loud when a dialogue response lets me tell this dramatic washing machine he speaks so beautifully. It's clear that the Sassy Chap Games dev team are very much aware of the allure of his voice, and nothing could charm me more.
