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Christopher Livingston

If you hire me to train your dog I'll get soap in its eyes, pat it with a severed hand, and teach it to disembowel your enemies

A dog.

Please don't tell anyone at our sister site PetsRadar that once again I've been put in charge of adorable animals and once again it's going very badly. I'm not trying to genetically engineer a red panda in The Sims 4 this time, I'm just trying to teach a dog some tricks in Animal Trainer Simulator: Prologue.

One of those tricks is how to kill a man.

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