Christopher Nolan's long-awaited epic adventure film The Odyssey opens this weekend, and I won't be there to see it because the IMAX theater near me is already sold out except for those really terrible seats way down in front.
Which is fine, really: at a running time of two hours and 53 minutes, I'm much more likely to be thinking about how badly I need to pee than focusing on Matt Damon's adventures.
