It wasn't hard to come up with a list of things I'd do if I were a cat for a day. Apart from having to lick my own butt (because, ewww!), getting to be a cat for a day sounds pretty darn fantastic. I love sleeping, so the thought of getting to spend 15-20 hours with my eyes shut is my idea of heaven.
And it's not just the excessive beauty sleep that appeals. I'll likely get showered with affection when I'm awake (couch cuddles are the business), and have all of my meals prepared for me (I'm not sure about dining on the best cat food but I'm happy to give it a try) and maybe I'll even get a good brush (which is bound to feel like a massage, right?)
