Noel Edmonds has entered the I’m A Celebrity jungle as emperor of the camp. Yes, they’ve given a 70s Radio 1 DJ a lot of power and a bit of jewellery. Surely nothing can go wrong.
Maybe he’ll pass on some leadership tips to Theresa May. The PM is heading to Brussels and taking some vitally important papers with her.
They’re copies of her CV, which she’ll be handing out in case she needs a new job by the time she gets back home.