
Today isn’t the best day for Donald Trump to come out in favor of abusing women. The Jeffrey Epstein birthday book has been released in full, containing not only Trump’s “wonderful secret” message (apparently written across on an underage girl’s torso), but also a bizarre account of Epstein selling Trump a used-up girl for $22,500.
But, as something of a controversy amuse-bouche before today’s main event, Trump spent last night arguing that domestic violence shouldn’t count as a crime. He made the argument while trying to justify his increasingly ridiculous assertions that his military incursions into Democratic controlled cities are about fighting crime rather than just hunting down immigrants.