I went to the Scotland v Haiti match. Thanks to Fifa, it was a woeful experience

Scotland fans on board a boat cruise from Boston Harbour ahead of the match against Haiti (Image: PA)

AS retirement beckons, I’m determined to do the things I’ve always wanted to but never got the chance. Things like watching Scotland play in the World Cup.

So, here I am in Boston, the Tartan Army’s newest recruit. I have twinges of imposter syndrome. My friends – who are veterans of the cause – reassure me that you don’t have to be a full member of the official Scotland Supporters Club to be included in the Tartan Army. Just put on the shirt, join in, and you’ll be welcome.