There’s no one more annoying on A-level results day than Jeremy Clarkson. In case you aren’t already aware, the smug, self-interested former Top Gear presenter has a yearly ritual where he posts about getting “a C and two Us” in his A-levels before reflecting on whatever blissful situation he’s now in.
Previous examples include: being on a superyacht in the Mediterranean, in a villa in St Tropez, installing a helipad in his garden, waiting for his chef to prepare truffles for his breakfast, etc. You get the picture.
