This week we found out that, according to the census, less than half of the British population say they’re Christians.
Lots of Conservatives, and Nigel Farage, were fuming about this – which was a shame as I rather thought they’d be quite delighted.
I expected Farage to scream, “At last! How much longer were we expected to go on worshipping this Middle-Eastern son of God, when our own British sons of God are ignored every day by our political system and by the BBC?