Even die-hard Hollywood obsessives can admit that, in recent years, the Oscars have become a bit, well, meh. Ratings have been sagging for years, and it seemed that audiences, once enamoured with the celestial dresses and dramatic acceptance speeches, had become a little bored.
But if you decided last night to be sensible and get a good night’s sleep instead of staying up bleary-eyed to watch the 94th Academy Awards, you’re probably kicking yourself this morning harder than… well… you know.
