Not to brag, but I was pretty young when I worked out that the whole Santa Claus thing might be a hoax set up by parents. I began to question the logistics of flying reindeer around the age of 25, and the shock of that revelation has scarcely been matched. But a recent discovery in Elden Ring has come pretty close. And by discovery, I mean I finally learned something that almost everyone else apparently already knew, like a Civ player discovering agriculture while the other players have already unlocked nuclear weapons.
Frostbite does not slow enemies down in Elden Ring. I thought it did. Let me explain.
