While it may seem as wilfully anti-establishment as claiming never to have seen Star Wars or eaten at McDonalds, I can proudly state that, with some major caveats, I've never owned a pair of Apple AirPods.
Yes, in fairness, I've had the pleasure of owning a set of the brand's wired in-ear headphones that were supplied gratis with every new iPod Touch or iPhone, but those days are long gone. In terms of the brand's wireless in-ears, I'm still yet to become a part of the white-budded cult (with a small 'c').
