I thought having a second baby would be easier – but, from food to teeth to poos, I’ve forgotten so much

‘I have forgotten everything I once swore would be indelible.’ Photograph: Posed by models; LeoPatrizi/Getty Images

I gave birth to a second child a few months ago. I don’t think I will ever get over the fact that this is the way people come into the world. It’s a ridiculous endeavour, from start to finish.

My first pregnancy was almost comically miserable for the first 20 weeks, then glorious for 10 weeks, then scary and stressful for the remainder. And this time? More intense in every way, but with added toddler. Which is to say: no breaks, suck it up, keep on moving.