The House of Representatives is crewed by the walking dead, fossilized husks of humanity who won a safe congressional seat sometime in the second half of the 20th century and have maintained a death grip on it ever since. So, perhaps we shouldn’t be surprised that at least one of them says he’s communing with corpses.
The GOP’s top death-talker is Representative Jeff Van Drew, who appeared on Fox News last night to support Vladimir Putin’s plan to outlaw mail-in ballots for Americans. He claims that the dead are heading to the voting booth – and voting Democrat en masse. His proof? He’s peered beyond the veil and asked the dead for their opinion:
