“I said, Don’t f**k with me, Phillip! You can’t pull that s**t on me, you a**hole. This is me, Cher, okay?” That time producer Phil Spector pulled a gun on Cher, and Cher was in absolutely no mood for his nonsense

Cher.

Back in July, HarperCollins announced that Cher's autobiography Cher: The Memoir would be published in two volumes. Their press release stated that this was simply because Cher had lived “a life too immense for only one book.” For a moment we were under the mistaken belief that Cher had made this comment herself, and, if we're honest, we're still a little disappointed this was not the case, because truly that would be a fabulous quote.

Cher, The Memoir, Part One is now with us, and, as expected, it's a lot.