I put Doritos' new noise suppression tech to the test across 5 separate crisp brands and was appalled by the results

Five bags of crisps---Quavers, Walkers salt and vinegar, Doritos, Wotsits, and Hula Hoops---arrayed in a line against a computer monitor showing the Doritos Silent noise suppression software.

Here at PC Gamer, we are disciples of science. From hardware to software, from Counter-Strike strats to Starfield guides, everything we do is guided by a fundamental respect for the principles laid down by Aristotle or whatever and with an eye to giving you, the reader, the fullest breadth and depth of information possible.

So when Doritos, the crisps people, announced they'd released a profoundly stupid AI noise suppression tool meant to "cancel the crunch" when you eat (I presume) Doritos while gaming with friends, we immediately knew what had to be done. Science. Science had to be done, and I had to be the one to do it.