I played the banned Skyrim mod that turns it into World War 2 and, no kidding, it's honestly kind of incredible

Hadvar and the Imperial Officer interrogate the player at the start of Skyrim. They are dressed in Red Army uniforms.

I never quite got Skyrim. I'm a Morrowind nerd, yeah, sure, we're all very certain of that, but it's not my pining for the old days that meant the game never sat right with me. What was it? The slightly floaty combat? The streamlined skill system?

No. It was the fact that it never let me annihilate a mudcrab with a DP-27 light machine gun using 7.62x54mmR rounds, sending it speeding at 400 miles per hour across a lake surface and into the waiting arms of God.