Larian's titanic RPG is out now, and the community has gone feral over romance options. They're slinging sticks, stones, and firebolts over which companion is the right choice for them—with one call for "Shadowheart simps to come forth" garnering 500 upvotes and some truly eye-melting comments.
Listen, you don't have to fight anymore! I'm here to provide a completely objective listing of Baldur's Gate 3's romanceable core cast—through the very scientific method of assessing their vibes and determining what they'd be like on a real-world first date.
