Sometimes, if you're very very patient, and very very lucky, you might experience the rare opiate pleasure of stumbling upon a news story that you never, ever, want to end — a story which, despite the rapid-fire pace of the 24-hour news cycle and our corresponding mayfly-esque attention spans, defies the odds by continuing to deliver with each and every subsequent iteration.
I'm speaking, of course, about Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's allegedly massive balls.
