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Dave Schilling

I need smart glasses. How else can I monetize every second of my life?

Illustration of a person wearing glasses made of two surveillance cameras — ‘Smart glasses have one actual, unique application.’ Illustration: Fortunate Joaquin/The Guardian

I went to a party recently. A fancy one, filled with expensive people and interesting clothes.

You might find this surprising, as I expend hundreds of words a week in this publication bemoaning human interaction, but I love parties. I like free champagne, passed appetizers and forced, go-nowhere small talk.

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