A singleton had to fight back laughter halfway through a date, after realising his Tinder match was in fact his "childhood nemesis".
According to this man, the very first person he ever hated was a girl who stole his precious "get well soon" balloon while he was recovering in hospital.
He'd been just nine years old at the time, and the hospital was pretty far away from his parents. Therefore, when his mother left him a balloon with the words "get well soon" on it, he began to fixate on it, taking it with him wherever he went.
