
I’ve developed a chronic case of clothes-trophobia; at 67, I thought I’d surrender to elasticated waistbands, flat orthopaedic footwear and cosy thermal underwear.
But no. Thanks to all those celebrities who insist on defying their age, I’d be accused of ‘letting myself go’. I should be Instagramming nude photos of myself like 56-year-old Catherine Zeta Jones, a gift she gave hubby Michael Douglas for his 80th birthday.