Spoiler Warning: Major spoilers for Final Destination: Bloodlines follow. If you haven’t watched the movie, you can do so with an HBO Max subscription.
After being in hibernation for for nearly a decade and a half, Final Destination: Bloodlines brought back one of the greatest horror franchises of all time with yet another lesson about the consequences of cheating death. The 2025 movie, which has some of the franchise’s gnarliest and most intricate deaths, introduces and kills too many characters to count. There is one, however, whose death was so hilarious I kind of feel bad about it.
