Megyn Kelly craves pain, blood, and misery – and demands that suffering be drawn out for as long as possible to fulfil her sick fantasies.
What other conclusion are we to draw from her eye-popping confession that she’s delighted by the extrajudicial murders of sailors in the Caribbean that the Trump administration suspects are transporting drugs?
It’s worth underlining once again that the Trump administration has produced precisely zero evidence that any of the boats they’ve attacked were carrying narcotics. There are no photos of any seized drugs (even partially destroyed), no forensic evidence gathered from the wreckage to support cartel involvement, and many of the dead have been identified as poor fishermen rather than cartel members.
But Kelly doesn’t care, as long as they die miserable and brutal deaths at the hands of the U.S. military. Speaking on her show, The Megyn Kelly Show, she was practically drooling with anticipation at the thought of their limbs being blasted off with high explosives before they die a slow, lonely death:
Megyn Kelly:
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I not only want to see them killed in the water, whether they’re on the boat or in the water, but I’d really like to see them suffer. I want Trump and Hegseth to make it last a long time so they lose a limb and bleed out.
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“I not only want to see them killed in the water, whether they’re on the boat or in the water, but I’d really like to see them suffer. I would like Trump and Hegseth to make it last a long time so that they lose a limb and bleed out a little.”
For most, saying that would be an “are we the baddies?” kind of moment. Even if the people she’s talking about were cartel members – and I can only repeat that current evidence indicates they’re innocent fishermen – that still wouldn’t give America a license to execute them based merely on a hunch.
“Your pain is exquisite. Your flesh, exquisite.”
Kelly continued:
“Like, I’m really having a hard time ginning up sympathy for these guys who ten seconds earlier almost got taken out by the initial bomb, but because they managed to get ejected a little too soon had to be taken out in the water!”
… right. I mean, this is straight-up psychopathic. But hey, given that Kelly recently quibbled over whether Jeffrey Epstein was actually a pedophile or not because he only “liked the very young teen types that could pass for even younger than they were” and never tried to molest a nine-year-old (as far as we know), I guess this is par for the course.
Perhaps this is simply a case of a race to the bottom when it comes to getting MAGA attention. These media maggots are all feasting on the same carcass, and they need something to stand out from the crowd. I guess Kelly has decided that swooning over agonizing death is her unique selling point.
